Rarity: Why you look absolutely gorgeous dear! I really outdid myself this time! What do you think? *looks over here* Me: *vision pans up and down* Damn. Your legs don't match the rest of your body at all. Skin tone's completely different. Rarity: What? Me: Oh. Right. Sorry. You look perfect. Guys won't be able to take their eyes off you. Sunset: Um. This feels kind of akward. Can't I go in something a little less...flashy? Rarity: Don't be ridiculous. You want to stand out. How else are you going to get noticed by him? Sunset: "Him"? Who's "him"? Rarity: Why your special someone of course. Sunset: I don't have a special someone. Or really anyone I like or am otherwise attracted to. Rarity: Oh that simply won't do! You MUST have a date for an occasion such as this! Yuri! Me: On it! *tries to find a date based on Sunset's preferences* No luck. Sorry Rarity.
Continue this weird-ass dream from here. (Don't ask. I think up the strangest shit whilst unconcious.)